How was Thanksgiving in heaven, baby girl?
Did your grandma trace your ten tiny fingers, transforming each precious hand into colorful feathers atop a gobbling turkey? Is heaven’s fridge door covered with your creations?
Did the savory aroma of that decadent meal being prepared persuade you sneak a couple before-dinner bites?
Speaking of dessert, your Grandpa Green will want to know: do they use cool whip on pies in heaven? And does Jesus prefer pumpkin or pecan?